The Secret Life Of Hobbits :o

We Hobbits are very ingenious, and we like our comfort, you know....   though we also like to keep our life "private" and to "keep a great deal of mysteries" surrounding our habits... I've decided, after pondering upon the subject while....

to let you know, how we Hobbits are going on our morning "poopscapade"!    

We nonchalantly walk toward "the potty room" with the daily gazette tucked under our right arm.... and smoking our pipe, of course...

Then, we elegantly sit upon "The Troll'sThrone"! 



I particularly cherish this one, as it was made by my beloved hubby!   I also feel good about it as it has familiar faces decorating it! Now, I must say that there' s always some level of risk involved with going on a "poopscapade" and that is why there's a "warning" placed on the "Troll's Throne"  as you can see ...  , but we Baggins don't shy from going on hazardous adventures, you know.... 


There you have it! a little prying into the "secret life of Hobbits"! One last word about what I've just confided with you... ,  

"nonchalantly" why? not to scare or imply, or to induce a shy one?

that's juggling a lot! between the pipe clenched between the teeth, the gazette and trying to find that roll of paper

yup warning label you don't want to know what's inside, but just in case, clearly it's not to wash your hands in

Frodo is in shock

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Dory wrote:

yup warning label laughtotear you don't want to know what's inside,

That's right! can be explosive!!!

      that's a throne fit for a queen!!!!